Joke of the Week

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tilly
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Re: Joke of the Week

Postby tilly » Sat 09 Nov, 2019 4:29 pm

Paddy meets Murphy in the pub he says i robbed a shop last night and got a load of pictures the cheapest on is worth £180.000 pounds.He takes it out of his case and shows it to Murphy Murphy says you robbed an estate agents.
No matter were i end my days im an Hunslet lad with Hunslet ways.
volvojack
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Re: Joke of the Week

Postby volvojack » Sun 17 Nov, 2019 12:09 pm

There is a rumour going roing round that Marks and Spencers stores are to amgamate with Pound Stretcher Stores so from the !st December will be known as "Stretch Marks"
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snowman1
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Re: Joke of the Week

Postby snowman1 » Sun 17 Nov, 2019 1:23 pm

good one jack





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