Joke of the Week

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Dalehelms
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Re: Joke of the Week

Postby Dalehelms » Sat 06 Apr, 2019 9:31 am

Thank you, mhoulden.
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tilly
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Re: Joke of the Week

Postby tilly » Sat 06 Apr, 2019 2:39 pm

Thanks from me, i know im getting old but i thought my mind had gone when i tried to read that post.
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Re: Joke of the Week

Postby volvojack » Mon 08 Apr, 2019 2:22 pm

The Teacher of a Junior Class asks them to draw a picture of a Biblical scene "The Flight to Egypt" and as she looks at the results Some Good, bad and Indifferent" one shows a small Aircraft with people aboard. When she asks Johnny who and what is the Aeroplane meant to be He replies "Jesus, Mary and Joseph " and when he asks who the fourth one is Johnny answers " Oh that's Pilot Miss"........
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Re: Joke of the Week

Postby warringtonrhino » Mon 08 Apr, 2019 5:02 pm

:lol: Art teacher - Ken your drawing of Michael Jackson looks nothing like him.
Ken - neither does he :lol:

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Re: Joke of the Week

Postby dogduke » Wed 17 Apr, 2019 11:55 am

Seen on the internet today,


Did you turn the chip pan off Esmeralda?

No,I thought you had Quasimodo!
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Re: Joke of the Week

Postby tilly » Wed 17 Apr, 2019 9:08 pm

I went to the dentists to day he said your teeth are alright but your gums have to come out.
No matter were i end my days im an Hunslet lad with Hunslet ways.

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