Joke of the Week

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volvojack
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Re: Joke of the Week

Postby volvojack » Sun 28 Apr, 2019 6:54 pm

Do twins ever realize that one of them was unplanned?

· What if my dog only brings back my ball because he thinks I like throwing it?

· If poison expires, is it more poisonous or is it no longer poisonous?

· Which letter is silent in the word "Scent," the S or the C?

· Why is the letter W, in English, called double U? Shouldn't it be called double V?

· Maybe oxygen is slowly killing you and it just takes 75-100 years to fully work.

· Every time you clean something, you just make something else dirty.

. The word "swims" upside-down is still "swims".

· Intentionally losing a game of rock, paper, and scissors is just as hard as trying to win.

· 100 years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars. Today everyone has cars and only the rich own horses.

· If you replace "W" with "T" in "What, Where and When", you get the answer to each of them.

· Many animals probably need glasses, but nobody knows it.

· If you rip a hole in a net, there are actually fewer holes in it than there were before.

· If 2/2/22 falls on a Tuesday, we'll just call it "2's Day". (It does fall on a Tuesday)
volvojack
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Re: Joke of the Week

Postby volvojack » Wed 08 May, 2019 2:54 pm

A fellow walks into his local and sees his mate stood at the bar looking deep in thought. After asking him what is the matter is the matter his pal replies "Its a problem I have in the office, as you know we specialise in importing foreign motor parts, I have narrowed it down to two applicants but I am only allowed to pick one ." His pal says So where is the problem? "Well one girl speaks fluent Japanese and Chinese but as no knowledge at all about the motor business whilst the other young lady as worked in possibly every motor importers and can really organise but does not speak any foreign language, So what do I do " His pal says I don't see you have such a problem..... Just hire the one with the biggest Tits





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