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Re: Joke of the Week

Posted: Sat 15 Jun, 2019 12:27 pm
by Leodian
I'm very impressed warringtonrhino with the excellent quality of your artwork. I've never been any good at all at anything artistic. I still recall an art teacher in a school report stating of me "tries very hard at what is, for him, a difficult subject".

Re: Joke of the Week

Posted: Mon 17 Jun, 2019 1:32 pm
by volvojack
Murphy sees Paddy in the pub and asks him "How are you getting on with your new 50 inch H.I.
F.I.Television" Paddy replies It'samazing, i only have to turn the knob that is for sound only and it is like listening to the radio,
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Mrs.Dunne sees Paddy walking down the street of Ballypuddle village and runs after him"Paddy
i hear that you are leaving today for London and i wonder if you could do me a big favour,my lad has
been over there 6 months and all i have had is a postcard from him marked London w.c.1.
Couls you please get him to write to me as i am very worried." Paddy says
will do his best but he has heard tha London is a big place.
He steps off te boat train and is going to find his lodgings when he see a sign
W.C he goes down the steps and sees a a row aof numbered doors. Walking up
to number one he knocks on it and sayys"Are you done?" A voice replises"As a ,matter of fact i am
Paddy says "Well please write to your Mother,"

Re: Joke of the Week

Posted: Mon 17 Jun, 2019 8:40 pm
by warringtonrhino
Many years ago I did a cartoon for a friend which contained the name of the company he worked for and the name of his boss. The cartoon was so popular that several people requested copies with both the names changed to suit their place of work. I will post a copy of it, if someone can give me the name of a place they have worked and the first name of their boss.

Re: Joke of the Week

Posted: Fri 21 Jun, 2019 11:53 am
by warringtonrhino
I spent all morning wondering why lightning was so dangerous, then it struck me!

Re: Joke of the Week

Posted: Fri 21 Jun, 2019 2:33 pm
by Leodian
warringtonrhino wrote:
Fri 21 Jun, 2019 11:53 am
I spent all morning wondering why lightning was so dangerous, then it struck me!
It came to you in a flash! ;)

Re: Joke of the Week

Posted: Thu 11 Jul, 2019 9:36 am
by volvojack
Where to get Sex for a hancful of chips........ Las Vegas and Liverpool