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Re: Joke of the Week

PostedCOLON Mon 04 Jun, 2018 10:23 am
by volvojack
I met an old pal of mine and he told me he was now an extremely successful Lion Tamer at Chipperfields. He said he used to be a School Teacher until he lost his nerve.

The Wife had a "Near Death" experience a couple of nights ago. She turned the T.V. over to Eastenders while i was watching live Football on there.

A Contauner ship from China carrying a Cargo of Yo -Yos has sunk in the Pacific Ocean. So far it has resurfaced 63 times

Re: Joke of the Week

PostedCOLON Wed 06 Jun, 2018 10:03 pm
by volvojack
Having a drink with my pal Paddy and i said did you know that Chrismas Day this year is on a Friday. Pat replied "Oh just hope it doesn't fall on the 13th"

He was telling me that he was worried about his Goldfish having Epilepsy. When i said i had never heard of that he said " Look" and he lifted it by its tail out of the bowl.