Joke of the Week
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="tilly"]I Jack page nine on this thread i wonder if we have any readers or just me and you telling each other jokes.?
Sorry Pal,
Did realise afterwards but did not know (still don't ) how to cancel them.
Regards Jack.
Sorry Pal,
Did realise afterwards but did not know (still don't ) how to cancel them.
Regards Jack.
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You dont have to cancel them Jack someone on here might make a living out of them Ha Ha.
No matter were i end my days im an Hunslet lad with Hunslet ways.
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Великолепная идея
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[quote="jma"][quote="CarrascoPa"]Великолепная идея
For anybody who's wondering, that means "Splendid idea."
volvojack
Your humour may be getting a wider audience
volvojack, live in Volgagrad. LOL.
Just hope that litle North Korean Dwarf Leader does not decide to send over his opinion.
"If you are looking in Mr. Kim Jong un. I really really Do like your hair style and also could you let me have the name of your Tailor "
For anybody who's wondering, that means "Splendid idea."
volvojack
Your humour may be getting a wider audience
volvojack, live in Volgagrad. LOL.
Just hope that litle North Korean Dwarf Leader does not decide to send over his opinion.
"If you are looking in Mr. Kim Jong un. I really really Do like your hair style and also could you let me have the name of your Tailor "
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"Ey up tilly,
Have you seen the latest
Ey up tilly,
Have you seen the latest Post today, i think it could be that Booking we were thinking about doing behind 't Iron curtain.
I know we we all ready have a booking up Easy Road, think that is at Christmas time 'cos they said " It will be a Very cold day before we have you two back here"
Have you seen the latest
Ey up tilly,
Have you seen the latest Post today, i think it could be that Booking we were thinking about doing behind 't Iron curtain.
I know we we all ready have a booking up Easy Road, think that is at Christmas time 'cos they said " It will be a Very cold day before we have you two back here"
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Hi Jack famous at last we could do a world tour then go somewhere else after that.ps Somone has stolen my avatar now my posts just say online?
No matter were i end my days im an Hunslet lad with Hunslet ways.
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He a must be getting clever in mi old age i got it back, it might be nowt to you young uns but to me its a journey into tunknown
No matter were i end my days im an Hunslet lad with Hunslet ways.
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The "Hamish" are a religious body of people that live away fom civilisation on the Plains of America and have no contact with the outside world. A Cathollic Bishop in New York sends out one of his priests to contact the Leader and invite him and his family to see the City. They nervously accept and are brought to a Hotel by car. As the Mother and Daughter are sat looking out of the windows, the Father and his son wander into the Foyer and see a pair of Steel doors. son asks What are they Dad? he replies "I have do idea Son,"
As they watch a really Fat women waddles up to the doors, she enters and the steel doors close behind her. they watch as coloured lights and numbers move above the steel doors and then after a short interval they begin again.... Then the steel doors open and a beautiful slim lady steps out. The Father, never taking his eyes away from the women says out of the side of his mouth " Quick Son, go get your Mother".
As they watch a really Fat women waddles up to the doors, she enters and the steel doors close behind her. they watch as coloured lights and numbers move above the steel doors and then after a short interval they begin again.... Then the steel doors open and a beautiful slim lady steps out. The Father, never taking his eyes away from the women says out of the side of his mouth " Quick Son, go get your Mother".
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