Joke of the Week

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Re: Joke of the Week

Postby volvojack » Thu 10 Aug, 2017 5:37 pm

Hey up tilly, dus thar fancy forming up to do a double act on 't Clubs. Although Batley Variety and Carlinnghow Clubs have closed maybe we could get a Booking at "t Spit and Slaver" Club, up East End Park Way. It's not exactly the Palladium and you enter the Cocert room by climbing wooden set of stairs and entering though a Square cut in the lower floor roof.
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tilly
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Re: Joke of the Week

Postby tilly » Thu 10 Aug, 2017 8:33 pm

Thas on lad we can give em a reet laugh a tenner a neet should do thats a fiver each that wilt cover t bus fare om.
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Re: Joke of the Week

Postby dogduke » Thu 10 Aug, 2017 9:09 pm

Don't forget you will need a stage name.
Any suggestions ?
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Re: Joke of the Week

Postby tilly » Thu 10 Aug, 2017 9:19 pm

How about Dert and Gaisy its the way i tell em. :lol: :lol:
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Re: Joke of the Week

Postby jim » Thu 10 Aug, 2017 11:02 pm

Dick and Liddy?
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Re: Joke of the Week

Postby dogduke » Fri 11 Aug, 2017 12:23 am

Good old Dick and Liddy.
There is a thread about them on here
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Re: Joke of the Week

Postby volvojack » Fri 11 Aug, 2017 8:27 am

For One Night Only.........Live (?) Here On Stage.
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Re: Joke of the Week

Postby tilly » Fri 11 Aug, 2017 8:35 am

I went to the fish and chip shop yesterday and said can i have fish and chips twice please.She said i heard you the first time.
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Re: Joke of the Week

Postby volvojack » Fri 11 Aug, 2017 10:03 am

The Police came to my door, showed me a picture and said "is this your wife?" I replied Yes, he said " I am afraid she looks like she has been hit by a Bus". I said Yes but she has a lovely personality.
The Irish have solved their own Fuel problems, The Government are to import 1,000 tonnes of Sand from South Arabia and Drill for their own Oil,
After 30 years of marriage Jim the Plumber left his Wife Florence. He left a note on the kitchen Table "It's Over Flo".
It's the Wifes Birthday on Sunday and she asked me could she have something with Diamonds in this year. So i have bought a pack of Playing Cards.
A young Lady stopped me in the Street and asked "Have you ever been an Organ Donor?" I said No, although i did once give a Piano to the Salvation Army.
Quasimodo is sitting in the kitchen when his Mother walks in carrying a large Wok, Quasimodo says "That's great Mam, I love Chinese food" she replies It's not for cooking, I am going to Iron your Shirts.
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Re: Joke of the Week

Postby tilly » Fri 11 Aug, 2017 1:46 pm

There was a guy at my door last night i asked what he wanted he said Doctor Bernardo's Home.I said i didnt know he had been away. :lol:
No matter were i end my days im an Hunslet lad with Hunslet ways.

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