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Chrism
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Well I'll go f*** a duck... ...... where the hell did that come from?
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My English teacher's favoutite was 'Yee Gods and, little apples'.Never quite worked that one out but I'm sure the little apples was substituted for something considered to be unsuitable!

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chameleon wrote: My English teacher's favoutite was 'Yee Gods and, little apples'.Never quite worked that one out but I'm sure the little apples was substituted for something considered to be unsuitable! fishes rather than apples in my memory
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tyke bhoy wrote: chameleon wrote: My English teacher's favoutite was 'Yee Gods and, little apples'.Never quite worked that one out but I'm sure the little apples was substituted for something considered to be unsuitable! fishes rather than apples in my memory Obviuosly a different teacher, not Mike then - but the same difference

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Anyone ever heard "Go f**k spiders" ? A guy i used to know always said it instead of "go f**k yourself"
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I used to wotk with an old irish fella who,when puzzled by something used to come out with 'well oi'l f**k my boots' It used to crack me right up lol    
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Brandy wrote: I used to wotk with an old irish fella who,when puzzled by something used to come out with 'well oi'l f**k my boots' It used to crack me right up lol     Being more polite(!) Darn sarf the say, 'Well,stuff my old Tall 'At!'I was once billeted out in a village called Shillington inBedfordshire. The folks I was billeted on swore the nameused to be Shitlington in the Parish RecordsYer that daft I've booked thee on't next rubber busto Menston! (High Royds).

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'Arry 'Awk wrote: Brandy wrote: I used to wotk with an old irish fella who,when puzzled by something used to come out with 'well oi'l f**k my boots' It used to crack me right up lol     Being more polite(!) Darn sarf the say, 'Well,stuff my old Tall 'At!'I was once billeted out in a village called Shillington inBedfordshire. The folks I was billeted on swore the nameused to be Shitlington in the Parish RecordsYer that daft I've booked thee on't next rubber busto Menston! (High Royds). IN Morley (pre Leeds days) it was always Stanley Royd
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Trojan wrote: 'Arry 'Awk wrote: Brandy wrote: I used to wotk with an old irish fella who,when puzzled by something used to come out with 'well oi'l f**k my boots' It used to crack me right up lol     Being more polite(!) Darn sarf the say, 'Well,stuff my old Tall 'At!'I was once billeted out in a village called Shillington inBedfordshire. The folks I was billeted on swore the nameused to be Shitlington in the Parish RecordsYer that daft I've booked thee on't next rubber busto Menston! (High Royds). IN Morley (pre Leeds days) it was always Stanley Royd On a slightly related note, as a kid we would say 'the green van's coming for you' if someone did something mad or strange.

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Said by a mother to a kid with a dirty face."Yer a livin' disgrace" Said by a mother to a kid with tousled hair."Get yer 'air combed, it's stuck out like sore fingers"
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